The mysterious coffee themed black box rises from the pumpkin patch that is the most sincere and bestows grand gifts of– Okay, maybe not. But you know me; it’s hard to get my head out of Halloween, even in the middle of winter. Even so, I have managed to take one of my other obsessions
Retro-graphic Evidence “Xardion Lives!” Around the same time I that I decided to begin sorting through old photos, my brother came by for a visit. It was Christmas Eve, and we were preparing for our grand feast of the seven fishes, so there wasn’t a whole lot of time to reminisce. But somewhere between pulling
Retro-graphic Evidence “Video Games are Cool!” Based on the first Retro-graphic Evidence article, I think we can all agree I have a shaky grasp on what is cool. Chanting TMNT lyrics in the school yard? Come on, young Tony! You’re better than that! As it turns out, I was better than that, because around the
I’m surrounded by things. Horror things. Toys and figures, promotional items and books, televisions, movies, video games, and pictures. Stuff. I remember a time when I deluded myself into thinking I could abandon all worldly possessions in pursuit of a simpler lifestyle. I’d like to tell you I reached that conclusion through the careful study
Retro-graphic Evidence “An Introduction” Picture this: Five fourth-graders hanging out in the schoolyard. The year is 1989, and these kids are talking about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Who’s your favorite turtle? Did you see the last episode? Did you hear they’re gonna make a movie? Check out these rad drawings I made! This line of
The subscription period for the Box of Dread Giveaway is coming to a close. Tomorrow morning around 5AM EST (if you signed up to the Candy Corn Apocalypse Newsletter), you will receive THE newsletter containing your 15% off coupon code for REALITY ENGINEERS, as well as the link to the Rafflecopter giveaway. You’ll be eligible
For a limited time, as a special New Year’s Day promotion, I’m offering 15% off my exclusive audio book, REALITY ENGINEERS. I am also going to run a subscriber-only Box of Dread giveaway. All you have to do to receive the coupon code and enter the giveaway invite is sign up for the Candy Corn
We’re well into the last week of the year, and I for one couldn’t be happier. Sure, we can get into the whole one-year-older frame of mind, but what good will it do? Instead, I like to embrace this holiday home stretch. I bask in the warmth of vacation days, swim in the pool of
It has been a great year, and I want to thank all of you for reading, interacting, and helping me spread the word about my new works. It has truly been an honor to write for you, and I hope you’ll continue to follow me into the new year, which holds so many new surprises.
Happy December, you horror lovin’ freaks! I know Christmastime isn’t always a favorite of horror fans–having slowly given up hope that October would return in a glorious rebirth of pumpkins and candy–but I have something to help ease the transition: an audio book giveaway of my exclusive novella REALITY ENGINEERS! Unlike many of the ebooks
