Schizophrenic

Beard Watch! (Summer 2011)

My normally unruly beard has become downright mutinous in the wake of my summer vacation from teaching. He has gained significant traction in the southern territories and threatens to overtake the border from chin to neck.  It won’t be  long before Beard and Chest Hair form an alliance. Precautions have been taken.  I’ve sent in […]

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Quietly Waiting

All the work I’ve had accepted is quietly waiting to be published.  The stories I’ve submitted to magazines are quietly waiting to be read.  My novel is quietly waiting to be written.  My homebrew is quietly waiting to be bottled.  And I’m quietly waiting for Autumn. I’m not a big fan of summer, and this,

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Two Weeks

It’s been two weeks since I’ve made any additions to my novel.  Two weeks of house repairs.  Two weeks of company and holiday barbeques.  Two weeks of my summer gone. But no writing. If you’ve ever been in one of these situations, you know that the longer you go without writing, the harder it is

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A Call to Action

I received some great news this morning (as many of you no doubt already know from my twitter feed).  My short story “Destination Unknown” was accepted for publication to Arcane Magazine. *Tony begrudgingly pulls out a dusty wood box with fading black letters on its side: SOAP.  He tests the rotted wood with one foot,

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Blog Awards

Good day, friends and foes. I may have mentioned, oh once or twice, that I can be a tad lazy.  This post is a testament to that fact.  Very recently the wonderful Amanda Borenstadt  from A Fortnight of Mustard awarded me with “The Irresistibly Sweet Blog Award.”  This reminded me that not-so-recently the equally wonderful

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The Shadows of Flies

I had to tell you something important.  Something you shouldn’t go another instant without hearing, because if you do, you may not make it to the instant after.   This piece of information is a lifetime’s worth of nourishment.  To go without it means starvation.   Your suddenly skeletal body will shuck and jive for a few

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“Uprooted” Invades Reality

In my short story, “Uprooted,” there is a magnificent thunder storm that causes a tree to become uprooted in the woods behind the main character’s house. Last night, I experienced a storm close to the magnitude I had previously written about.  We lost electricity and the high winds whipped around the treetops, tearing branches and

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